In part 1 we featured the Official TOP 10 European Gay Beaches and now we feature the North American candidates picked by local information and support from that Continents gay fetish & travel experts before we invite the rest of the World in for the ultimate list in Part 3.
10 SMATHERS BEACH, KEY WEST.
The most Southern gay beach in the USofA. An incredible 2.5 miles long with warm shallow water very near the popular queer attractions of Duval Street. Key West has gone a bit straight of late but if you hang out here and in 1 of the very popular and beautiful clothing optional resorts you will be as happy as Dolf Dietrich or Axel abysse locked overnight in a dildo shop.
9 LITTLE BEACH, MAKENA, MAUI.
A real jewel that is stuck in the hippie 60’s with its attitude to free love and its look, feel and architecture and we mean that in a most positive way. With its terraced cliff backdrop it is simply picture perfect and very cock friendly. Of course, the island has the most perfect weather to go nude all day long (and night).
8 PLAYITA BEACH, MANUEL ANTONIO, COSTA RICA.
You get there over the rocks but not at high tide which is near impossible but well worth the effort in the end. Recently we have heard reports that it is being gentrified slightly and that guys may now be required to cover their asses and crown jewels under tight Speedos rather than au naturel….which may start to kill off its popularity.
7 POODLE BEACH, REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE.
Near Washington DC, it’s gentle dunes and classic American look is its winning appeal rather than its possibly dubious gay beach name. Rumoured allegedly to be the favourite gay beach of Mike Pence, Lindsay Graham and Tucker Carlson. The high point is the drag volleyball event over Labour Day Weekend which is a real hoot.
6 5th AVENUE BEACH, ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY.
A real success story this once run-down area has been spectacularly relaunched as a must visit queer beach and with a most atmospheric 1920’s boardwalk alongside. We love this place and who knew that Bruce Springsteen’s old stomping ground and where he played his first gigs would become one of the best gay destinations on the East Coast (not called Fire Island or Provincetown).
5 SOUTH BEACH, MIAMI.
Possibly the most well-known beach in North America and it is as out and out queer as Lady Gaga and Britney Spears’s lesbian Only Fans joint account. It is possibly the best quality urban gay beach in the World even if the City itself has been usurped in guys queer Florida eye by Number 2 below.
4 PLAYA DOS MUERTES, PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO.
With its spectacular views of Banderas Bay and regular siting’s of visiting dolphins and whales this is so enchanting it will take your mind off (For maybe 10 seconds) from all the hot visiting American muscle and bear flesh not to mention that great hairy local ass. With the nearby outdoor see-through swimming pool which daily contains more unwanted semen than chlorine this is a great fun place. The highlight is Christmas and New Year which is ‘spring break’ for guys into cavity searches and similar play.
3 WILL ROGERS STATE BEACH, LOS ANGELES.
A state sponsored beach for gay California to party on all year round. Known lovingly as ‘Ginger Rogers Beach’ the best part is near Tower 18 in the Pacific Pallisades. It is extremely well kept, very, very accessible with the bonus of nude volleyball, gym equipment and hiking trails. Like an episode of Baywatch Seven days a week with all that possibly unwanted Pamela Anderson female flesh removed.
2 SEBASTIAN STREET BEACH, FORT LAUDERDALE.
Move over Miami and Key West as FL is the number one destination for the Pink dollar in the sunshine state and possibly for the whole of the country. Close to the very popular Wilton manors clubs and the most important few metres of square footage in the Florida fetish world the legendary leather bar that is Ramrod. Maybe avoid this area during the end of the year at Pig Week if you ever want to walk again and give your asshole the chance of ever closing up again.
1 PINES BEACH, FIRE ISLAND, NEAR NEW YORK.
North Americas number one gay beach is also New York’s number one. Be aware Fire Island is very seasonal running from May to September when it is crammed and the air is full of mansweat, poppers, sun lotion and discarded spunk (In the other months there is less people on the island than in a straight bar during the finale of RuPaul’s drag race). It is an actual island that you get too by one of the regular party boats, the bars are great fun and the boardwalks and beaches are little bits of tropical heaven. Home to the infamous ‘Meat Rack’ which is the forested cruising area between the Two main village resorts where more men have tried to get their bro’s pregnant bent over a low hanging tree than at a standard fraternity initiaton ceremony.
So how does Pines Beach fair against Europe’s finest Elia Beach and against the other great gay sun traps across the remaining 5 Continents – See part 3.