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Top 10 fuckable Avengers

by Paul Stag 10/09/2019, 22:12

Stage three of the Marvel Comics/Marvel Universe has come to a close with the biggest box office hit of all time ‘Avengers Endgame’. So we thought we would list the Top 10 Avengers we’d most like to fuck.

#1 Thor

Masculinity personified. Can you imagine how fucking great his pits would smell? Chris Hemsworth - we would be on all fours in no time.

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#2 Star Lord/Peter Quill

Aagh!! Chris Pratt why don’t you reply to our letters? Probably a great shag and he would make you laugh too.

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#3 Captain America

We love a man in uniform, and his is cool. We just pray he swallows and is on PrEP

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#4 Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier

All man, with hair everywhere we bet. And that accent!!!

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#5 Black Panther

An incredibly good-looking guy and he’s a king. Move over Prince Harry, there’s a new monarch in our wank bank.

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#6 Hawkeye

What we would not do to Jeremy Renner would make a very short list. We just hope he’s a bottom.

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#7 Drax

Dave Bautista, the fittest wrestler not called Dwayne Johnson. Muscle heaven, but that skin colour?

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#8 Heimdall

Just because the thought of Idris Elba’s butt cheeks spread open drives us wild. Plus that deep booming voice.

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#9 Spiderman

Tom Holland’s version is a bit young for us, but maybe he has a fit older brother into cosplay.

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#10 Iron Man

Bit rusty for watersports but he’s rich, so we wouldn’t kick him out of bed.

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Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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