Without question, the best full-frontal and full ‘nude from behind’ scene. It starts with Tom waking up nude in a morgue and lasts for over a minute as he starts wandering around chatting to the un-dead. There’s no attempt to cover his asshole or the meat and two veg on show. He looks great for his age... that boy knows the location of a few good gyms. Avoid the rest of the movie as it is not his best. He managed to kill off the movie franchise single-handed.
And so the military male-bonding continues unabashed, culminating in a legendary locker-room scene where Crusie is bent over in just his underpants. There’s an extensive conversation with another prancing and strutting macho uniformed figure, before the other guy puts his hand on Tom’s character. ‘Don’t ask Don’t Tell’ might have been the rule in the US military, but what about ‘Don’t ask Don’t Touch!’