1 SASH WIFE – The partner of a title holder, the one that gets cut out of conversation for a year even though he is the better shag.
2 ZIPPER CLUB – A sex party or orgy that takes place in a public area, like a bathhouse or a bar…..or every truck stop worldwide.
3 YESTERGAY – Former gay guy who now identifies as straight, also known as an ‘ex-gay’ or Republican politician
4 WOLF – Gay male who is neither a twink nor a bear, but falls somewhere in between the two poles; similar to a cub. See Tom Hardy, Ant Middleton, Chris/Liam Hemsworth or anyone on Musclebearporn.com.
5 VEGETARIAN – Queer that won’t suck cock – gay for pay porn stars or guys that insist on telling you about how they don’t eat meat even though you never asked in the first place.
6 TINKERBELLE – A guy who likes being pissed on by another man always known as a ‘Putin’.
7 RING SNATCHER – During anal the guy who goes on the bottom otherwise known as every guy in an average dark room ever
8 NINE DOLLAR BILL – Extremely outgoing gay, one three-times more flaming than someone who is “queerer than a three-dollar bill.” See everyone in RuPaul’s Drag Race.
9 GINGER FROSTED DONUT – A red headed guys facial hair and mouth after oral sex – think of Prince Harry, Damian Lewis, Michael Fassbender or the pilot of The Orville.
10 MISS CONGENIALITY – Extremely negative term referring to an unlikable or “bitchy” homosexual guy……also known as a queen or retired porn star.
11 LUCKY PIERRE – The middle guy in the Eiffel Tower sex position – where you have a dick in your ass whilst your inside another dude all vertically….an extension of the traditional ‘Daisy Chain’.
12 IRON CLOSET – Individual in deep denial about their own sexuality, one who might never come out….also known as a ‘Mike Pence’.
13 GRIMM’S FAIRY – Often used to describe an ageing gay male, similar to “auntie”- superseding the term Daddy. ‘Wrinkle Room’ a bar full off older horny guys.
14 BOY SCOUT/Girl Scout – Military man on leave, currently seeking gay sex…..which is basically every military man ever, especially Marine’s.
15 FULL HOUSE – Term used to denote having more than one Sexually Transmitted Infection at once or also known as your ex-boyfriend.
16 FISH AND CHIPS – Pejorative 90s British slang for the spouse and children of a married “heterosexual” lover……’unwanted baggage’.
17 DONALD DUCK – A homosexual male who is dishonourably discharged from the Navy or Army for buttfucking an officer and not satisfying him….well the first half anyway. A “Dishonourable Discharge,” has now come to mean cumming in an ass when you promised to pull out (also applies to in the mouth).
18 BASKET SHOPPING – Checking out a guys package through his clothing…assessing before you buy most commonly done in the gym, sports event, bar or club.
19 FANNY BELLHOP – A gay male employed by the hospitality industry, such as a concierge or a bellhop at a hotel….to suggest gay bars or arrange gay escorts often he will take a load for cash himself – ‘Pink Room Service’.
20 TRUMP – Olde English term for over 500 years to mean a fart or breaking wind that sometimes smells bad…actually it ALWAYS smells bad. A ‘Donald’ is one where you follow through leaving a considerable mess.