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The Jizz Pants*

*Pants: briefs or underwear

Where can you walk into a shop and start jerking your load all over the clothing? And be thanked for your DNA deposit by the staff? At Fetish Freak of course! It’s one of the top gay fetish stores in London and the home of the world famous ‘Jizz Pants’. Guys are welcome to come by the store anytime and jerk their man batter all over some underwear. And they are filmed doing it! The results are posted online via Jizz Pants’ social media accounts which fans can follow.

Fetish Freak is run by well-known fetish personality Jonathon. He’s so famous, that like Cher, Ronaldo, Madonna, or Bono, he only needs one name. Jonathon ran the Expectation brand for 17 years and has 30 years of experience in the gay fetish industry. We spoke to him to find out more about the Jizz Pants.

What is the idea behind #ffjizzpants?
They kind of evolved… People are always getting naked in the store when they’re trying on new gear, and they invariably get turned on by the surroundings (and me behind the counter of course!). Rather than have them dribbling pre-cum over everything, I offered up some used underwear. It went from there!

How does it work?
Once you’re in the store, just ask for the #ffjizzpants! Unzip and start stroking your meat.

How many times have they been used?
We’ve been doing it for a couple of years now, it’s incredibly popular. What’s not to like? I get cute young studs pulling out their dicks and jizzing on the pants right in front of me. Sometimes it happens that there are two, three, or more wanting to do it at the same time. That’s fine… the door is locked so nobody can come in unless I release the lock. I always check that whoever comes in is OK with it as we are a shop first and foremost. I’d never want to offend anyone! I only film (no faces) if they want me to. Then I post the video on Twitter for our worldwide legion of fans to enjoy.

Can anyone join in?
As long as they’re over 18, male, and horny as fuck, yeah!

What do you do with the used #ffjizzpants when they are coated and look like a decorator’s radio?
After close of business on the last day of each month, my Twitter followers have about 18 hours to guess how many loads the pants have taken over the whole month. They get up to three guesses each and the winner is picked by me from all the correct entries. The winner gets them. I have sent used #ffjizzpants to winners from all around the world – in Australia, Mexico, USA, Japan, Germany, France… and quite a few in Scotland

Have any porn stars or titleholders deposited their DNA on the #ffjizzpants?
Oooooh yes! Porn stars, film stars, pop stars, models, and various titleholders. But of course, I’m far too discreet to name names. What happens in Fetish Freak (FF) stays in Fetish Freak!

Which three guys in the world would you most like to see add their juice to the #ffjizzpants?
That’s a hard one (pardon the pun!). Probably Chris Hemsworth (Australian actor), Tom Daley (Olympian), and maybe Zac Efron…

How long has fetish Freak been going and what’s hot in store right now?
We started with a store in The Hoist leather bar back in 2007 (when it was good). We moved on about six years later, a few years before the bar closed. We were homeless for a while until the lovely guys at The Eagle offered us counter space until we found a new home. I am eternally grateful to them for that. Six months later we found the space in Oval, just down the road. We’ve been very happy here ever since.

It’s a tiny shop, full to the brim with leather and rubber gear, a big range of American Muir-style caps, dildos, butt plugs, cock and ball toys, stretchers, used underwear, and sports kit… Quite old school, but that’s just how I like it.

Our best sellers at the moment are rubber wrestling suits with a codpiece (both open backed and covered) in all sorts of colours. Also popular are our soft leather jackets which are purposely lighter in weight, so you don’t get so hot when wearing it them a club.

How can our international readers follow Fetish Freak on social media and keep up to date with the new adventures of Jizz Pants?
Follow us on twitter for the #ffjizzpants (@fetishfreakLDN), Instagram (fetishfreakshop), and Facebook (@fetishfreakLDN).

Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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