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THE ALL TIME MYTH’S OF GAY PORN – SPOILER ALERT

All scientific evidence shows that young guys nowadays learn all they need to  know from gay porn especially free scenes on porn hub/x-tube etc with less than 30% having formal very boring sexual education and that just tends to include diagram maps of the inside of a vagina which is about as interesting and as much use in life as Algebra equations and how glaciers are formed. Also they are finding all the sexual images rightly or wrongly from 11 years old when their balls are still firmly locked inside there bodies and many years from their first pube hair developing. So how unrealistic is their idea of sex and how dangerous is it for them when they actually have there first sexual experience with a guy and start going at it straight out of the gate like Francois Sagat raping Logan Moore after 8 other guys gave been inside Logan’s dutch tunnel of love. So here is the Myth coupled with the comments by PAUL STAG Head Of Production for TREASUREISLANDMEDIA studio.


1 All guys have 9 inch cocks – Nope we don’t the average is 6 inches and anyway size is much less important than knowing what to do with it. AT’s editor has a 2 inch cock and he is playing with it happily all the time.


2 The minute a cock is released from it’s underpants cage it is instantly rock hard and makes a baseball bat look limp.- Porn stars inject there cocks (Trimax/Kaverject etc) and stroke them scene ready before popping them away again until action is called. Fluffer’s do not exist and never have done.


3 All ‘straight guys’ filmed (or advertised as straight) have perfectly douched asses which are so clean you can eat your supper off -. Nope, either the guy is paid to act/claim straight otherwise the scene would be more brown than shown…..they are not straight at all or at best ‘gay for pay’ and this is anything like the first cock they have taken or ass they have fucke. These guys are ‘straight’ as a label only for marketing right up until the minute the scene starts and last night were almost certainly sucking off an entire football team probably before going home to their partners. Of course, all us happy wankers and jerk off artists are ready to believe that we are watching am actual straight guy have gay sex for the very first time which as a fantasy is as hot as hell.


4 All Virgins and twinks can take a 10″ cock instantly -Spoiler alert these guys are not virgins they probably have boyfriends an active GRINDR account and have been passed around the entire crew before taking on the hired star. Their holes have seen as much cock as Trump has seen Big Mac’s and wives who fancy him more than his bank statement. They are ‘virgins’ for the day and as Bette Midler once aid about Madonna ‘Like a Virgin……Touched For The Very First Time…………….For The Very First Time Today’ In porn you can lose your virginity 45 times officially.


5 Total Tops get fucked for the first time on film -The key words are ‘On Film’ as they have all been riding cocks for years in private (Same very often for their ‘first time going bareback’. Otherwise PURE tops like Rocco Steele and Cutler X never bottom on film or in private – those that flip on film are getting a good pay day for acting top in film for a year or so previously.


6 Every Bareback bottom is getting tag teamed and flooded with mixed loads all the time -Groups are incredibly hard to organise practically and direct on film (they are expensive too) and they never ever happen in real life. Most guys practical experience of ‘group sex’ is a couple of three-ways a year that they have spent ages planning or inside a dark room when the attention is not all on them. The only way to really experience this is by applying to a porn studio so do it today or get rich and hire 10 escorts.


7 Cocks and asses all come pre-lubed and condoms can be pulled off for cum shots unseen in seconds.There will be a ‘best boy’ on set who ensures the models have everything they need and readily to hand, the rest of the time his job is to suck the crews cocks. This is editing there is nothing sexy about wrestling with a condom wrapper, putting it on and lubing up likewise if any brown or blood appears the scene is stopped and it is all lost in the edit. This also applies to changes of position, breaks for drinks, pain or interruptions. The end result is to produce a horny ‘looking’ hot 15 minute scene.


8 All guys cum quickly, on cue and with Dumbo levels of spunk & great sex starts and ends in a convenient 20 minute spell every single time.-Many many hours on set are lost waiting for guys to cum – most directors spend a bigger part of their life waiting for the illusive white nectar to appear than they do spend sleeping. Again in the edit it will be made to appear that the cumshots are instant often together or within seconds of each other. For example a classic movie from Hothouse ”Black N Blue’ had a great double cum shot from the wonderful cocks of Robert Van Damme and Francesco D’Macho both cumming in 30 seconds but according to the parties involved the actual cum left their ballsacks 8 hours apart from each other. Often the cum shots are not filmed on the same day. As for the quantity of cum well thank God for liquid silk/Spunk lube or the other many home made flour and water solutions studios use and look for the tubes of lube up the dark side of the cock or fistful’s of lube that suddenly get expelled and edited accordingly and as for creampies how much is real is and how much is cornstarch/egg white & yogurt is up for discussion? 


9 Wacky sexual positions are easy, horny and fun & guys do them all the time -Porn stars could often get hired by Cirque De Soleil but its acting. If they are fucking standing up, reverse cowboy or upside down suspended by their bollocks it is for show and yes it looks good but is not better sex than a good bed root. Acrobatic positions are for film variety and for marketing purposes rather than better sex. Double penetrations look great but in practice are as sexy as jerking off to Kim Jong-Un’s gym routine on a hot sweltering day…to many legs and body parts and difficult to get good penetration thrusts going. DP is more of a challenge to claim rather than enjoyment for anyone. More readily the tops are fighting to keep their cocks in. There is a famous scene by now deceased porn superstar Kent North whose shoulders were on the floor with legs high above and two huge 10″ cocks were inserted in his ass at the same time. It looks hot but asked afterwards about how much it hurt to take all that manmeat up his ass Kent replied ‘I did not notice but boy did my neck hurt’…..often porn stars are thinking about something else rather than what is happening to their hole.


10 Sex happens everywhere alongside of the road, in taxi’s, prison’s, army bases, offices, building sites,  police stations (well it does happen an awful lot in cop shop’s), Truck stops and inside trucks etc -The truth is it is all fantasy and the chances of you getting your cock sucked at your desk or on the side of the Freeway is virtually none existent. Not every hitchiker wants a load up the ass he probably just wants to get to the next town. It is called the Adult ‘Industry’ and we want to sell films which mean images and locations which turn guys on. All great before easy access to internet porn where films were just used to get off…..nowadays as a place to learn all you need to know about sex then we have crossed over into a very different zone – not every guy that comes to your door, mends your car or is spotting you in the gym wants you to bust your nut in them.


11 Guys can piss all over each other for ages and getting fisted to the shoulder and bicep is easy -Watersport films are staged. Guys will be drinking pints and pints of water for 2 hours before filming and taking water expelling tablets too. This means that their bladders are swollen with huge amounts of very weak watery piss and when they are allowed to burst it goes on and on like a garden hose pipe but the piss is as weak as draught watered down beer at Hooters and has no great piss smell or fantastic warm piss feel – it is liquid for show coming out of a pee-hole. Fisting is what guys progress onto after many years of getting fucked and toy play. As their holes get more used to hard and huge abuse they can take more. So that extreme fisting bottom with a 6 inch rosebud has put in many years of practice (and if you fuck him it will be like stirring porridge with as much friction as fucking wet putty). The film may make it look as though the new inmate in prison gets his hole taken by 3 prison guards massive fists but believe you me that hole has had more hands in it over the last 10 years than Kermit or Big Bird.


12 Gay Porn gives young people a unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quick a plumber or Pizza Boy will come to your house.

  • It is fantasy and the chances of your plumber looking like Wesley Woods or your pizza delivery boy will be as fit and as up for it as Adam Killian is about the same as winning the lottery. You could also change your fast food delivery service and ask for a Pizza with extra’s and special sauce and see if your chances improve.

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Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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