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JUST LAUNCHED : THE WORLDS LARGEST BUTT PLUG & DILDO

….Are you man enough?
There are fetish players who like to get a bit twisted, then there are a number of real sluts and fuck pigs and then at the far end of the spectrum are the extreme players who are always out to push the limits and STRETCH their boundaries and manrings. As so many industries such as hospitality, bars, clubs, events, airlines etc which have suffered through the pandemic year, one industry the sex toy industry has been seeing serious boom times. So much plastic has been self-rammed up so many asses and a billion Fleshjacks have been flooded out continuously over the last year as we have been socially distanced from our anonymous dark room group sex or our endless smartphone cruising App hook ups. Sex Toys have been flying off the shelves faster than you can say the words ‘Amazon checkout’ so it is no surprise that the manufacturers have started to push the boundaries to ensure manholes don’t slip back into unwanted 18-year-old virginal airtight sphincters due to lack of practise.

THE BIGGEST BUTTPLUG
The team over at FAAK have decided to produce the World’s biggest butt plug and we challenge AT readers to see who can conquer it the first…and we do want pictures!. The ‘FAAK anal plug tower shaped adult butt expansion sex toy’ is about 33cms/13 inches high made of solid PVC and it weighs about 3.3kg. It has an eye-popping Max diameter of about 12.6cm/4.96inch and it is waterproof, has unique modelling, is very flexible and is simply super huge. It is available in 3 colours namely pink, black and purple and it retails at just over $100. The butt plug was officially produced as a marketing display tool for sex shops but judging by the reviews and what the manufacturers say that purchases are finding other uses and that these are disappearing up asses very fast indeed as there seems to be a large number of guys with bucket asses who cannot walk by a traffic cone without making it disappear up their butthole and the same seems to apply to this massive object.

The Top 5 butt plugs by size produced solely for the purpose of hole training are:
1 Lovetoy Large Butt Plug
2 Doc Johnson Titanmen Butt Plug
3 Eastern Delight Rock The Hell Large Glass Butt Plug
4 Doc Johnson American Bombshell Rockeye Butt Plug
5 KINK by Doc Johnson EverythingButt Butt Plug

With Butt plugs it is not as clear cut as with dildos for size as the job they exist to do is a simple one of widening, training and preparing a man hole. Therefore, so many different shapes and sizes exist depending on what you are trying to achieve and those 5 above all range from 5.5 – 7.5 inches of insertable depth but that does not mean that the 7.5″ one if the hardest to take specifically as butt plugs are more about variety than just the biggest. For those that are not up to speed with the job of a butt plug they exist to insert in your ass for a decent length of time to loosen your manring muscles so as you can take bigger cocks, fists and toys or get pounded much harder or for longer. Usually after 20-30 minutes your hole should remain open which is called a ‘gape’ and this is what most guys desire. Many use butt plugs for a lot longer like right through the work day as they enjoy the feeling of it. After time and with removal your hole will re-seal and go back to normal but with repeated use over a period your ass muscle will eventually surrender to the inevitable then you will have a permanent gape, hopefully a beautiful rosebud, a tasty to the tongue prolapse and then of course some real extreme fun can start.

THE BIGGEST DILDO
When it comes to dildo’s it is much more straight forward as depending on your choice the size you go for is based wholly on whether you want to experience girth or length and there are a million out there that will fit whatever mood, shape and level of experience your ass is in. Generally, it should be remembered that it is easier to take a large cock up the chuff than a large dildo as the cock being human muscle, tissue, skin and gristle has loads of give in it which your ass and pelvis can squeeze whereas a dildo has no give whatsoever. The largest dildo just launched onto the market is available everywhere including Amazon & is advertised as ‘The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo’. For those of a nervous disposition please stop reading now…..the size of the Moby named after the fictious whale from scholarly books is 3 foot that is 36 inches from balls to cock eye it weighs 50 pounds and is crafted to look and feel as realistic as possible…..although there is nothing realistic about this at all unless you are used to being the only sub at a Rocco Steele, Ronnie English, Cutlex X and Rhyheim Shabazz fuck me into nappies party. It is also available in black if preferred but we warned your ass will end up as putty. 

Otherwise, the best to go for are:
Best Big Dildo – King Cock 14″ insertable 10″ girth ($133)
Best Long Dildo – 16″ insertable by Si Novelties ($65)
The Most Realistic Big Dildo: Real Cock 2, 8″ ($500)
The Best Thick Dildo: American Bombshell 9″ insertable 10″ girth ($60)
The Biggest Black Dildo: Dick Rambone 13.5″ ($50)

BIGGEST COCK EVER SEEN 
This is an amazing 12-foot, 4-inch-tall replica of a male sex organ that its makers believe is the world’s largest dildo ever made…..basically a dick as big as a house.
The supersized sex toy is the brainchild of Nick Orlandino, the Chairman and CEO of Pipedream Products, a sex products company based in Chatsworth, California and they made it for a Sexpo exhibition. The company’s flagship brand is actually the biggest dildo commercially available called the “King Cock as mentioned above and this is based on that BIG (in every way) seller.

”Two years ago, we made a wall of cunts featuring our products,” Orlandino told HuffPost. “It was the hit of that show, so I was trying to figure out how to go one better and i thought of a giant prick (We believe they called it Donald’.  My employees looked at me like I was crazy,” he said. “But a few hours later, they came back and said, ‘We can do this. It took about three weeks to design, mold and sculpt the massive member. We had to use aluminium air duct panels to make the shell and then put the rubber over this,”
Orlandino admits the giant dildo is only suitable for promotional purposes since it’s highly unlikely it can be used for, actual penetration (if you want to live). He says he may be proven wrong when he takes the massive dong to Germany for a trade show in Hannover. “They might be jumping all over it there,” he laughed. “Germans are crazy and sleazy, you know.” Orlandino would like to get Guinness World Records to recognize his company’s achievement, but said officials aren’t returning his phone calls. That doesn’t bother him. He’s thinking about the next big thing coming up. “I think we might do the world’s largest vibrator or the world’s largest squirting dildo,” he said.

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Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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