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JULIE ANDREWS & THE GAY FETISH SOUND OF MUSIC

A Christmas poem by Michael Murphy; the fetish poet from Philadelphia.
With all due respect to the incredible Miss Andrews…????????

Cumdrops on noses
And whiskers on faces
Bright nickel cock rings and warm throaty places
Black leather packages tied up and chained
These are a few of my favorite things
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Hair covered muscles all tatted with doodles
Blue balls and boot soles
Don’t shit on my noodle
Wild guys are ass up in cages and slings
These are a few of my favorite things
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Men in rope trusses with rosy red asses
Toe curling blow jobs and jizz on my glasses
Silver haired daddies melt me with their winks
These are a few of my favorite things
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When the pup bites
When the whip stings
When I’m feeling bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so sad!

ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO DO A GAY FETISH VERSION OF ANY OTHER MUSICAL NUMBER FROM A CLASSIC THEN PLEASE SEND THEM IN!

Maybe Phantom Of The Fuckbench, Pubic Hairspray, The Greatest Cocksman, Joseph & The Amazing Techicolour Dildo, The Rocky Horror Fisting Show, Queen’s We Will Fuck You or even Andrew Lloyd Weber’s long lasting ‘Pups’. 

Send your song to: paul@alphatribe.com

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Written by Michael Murphy

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