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HOW TO FUCK LIKE A PORN STAR?

All the info and secrets are revealed to take your sex to the next level. Written by Paul Stag with extensive tips from the very best, Drew Dixon, Brian Bonds & John Thomas.

We have all seen these mega hung, mega muscled guys with buckets for assholes across our TV, computer and phone screens fucking like a Meteor is on the way to collide with earth for over 50 years. Also, they are regulars at all our big fetish circuit parties across the globe from Folsom to Darklands via MAL, Hustlaball’s, Pig Week and La Demence doing the dirty on stage in front of 5,000 people with guys down the front getting splattered by lube, Crisco, piss, sweat and cum in equal measure (At SeaWorld there would be a marked area for that with coats provided whereas in the gay World probably a ticket premium). Are they having more sex than us ? are they more experienced ? how do they get hard, stay hard, piss like Free Willy or Nemo or take objects up the chuff the size of a fire hydrant or a well lubed lamppost with a baseball bat, rugby ball and two fists along for the ride at the same time. We may see them as incredible fucks, the God’s of the bedroom, maybe with the highest escort rate per hour or as Superheroes fresh from the Marvel or DC Universes but with a much greater need to empty their ball sacks than save the World but they are actually normal human beings just like us…honest! They have families, partners, good days and bad days, civilian jobs, pets, problems and sexual fantasies just like us (Except Silver Steel as he has done all his fantasies…send in the dwarfs!). Which is why we like bringing you insights into the sick, perverted twisted lives of our leading Fetish Porn Stars in interviews etc. What we really want is their sex lives though, and their staying power etc so what are the tricks of the trade, how do they prepare for a session of making the beast with Two backs on film, stage or just with a private Scruff hook-up. We called in many of our favours with the great and good of the porn star World including the biggest stars and utter sex pigs on the planet, Drew Dixon, Brian Bonds and John Thomas (The Three Holes Of The Apocalypse….if they ever meet, it is all over so bring on the zombies!) to find out both as Tops and Bottoms of ‘How To Fuck Like A Porn Star’…with added fisting and piss of course as this is an AT readership after all and many here are so past vanilla that Ben & Jerry’s are out of a fucking job.

Many of these are well known or obvious but we hope it is helpful to have them all in one place. We are also sure that you have many great tips on how to prepare or have better man sex so please let us know at AT for a follow up article of ‘How To Have Better Fetish Sex’.

© Falconstudios

TOPS

The debate is always who has the hardest job, the Tops who have to get and maintain a decent erection else it is about as much fun for all concerned as the final series of Game Of thrones; or the bottoms who have to plan beforehand what to eat etc and then of course douching or ‘dressing for Dinner’ as we call it and then have the constant concerns about whether they are ‘clean down there’ during deep penetrative fucking or even more relevant deep to the Bicep fisting. The jury is out as both camps in the industry think they have it hardest and we believe that flows over into our standard bedroom sex also.

A top needs to be well rested prior and then raring to go as soon as tongues connect.

He should have abstained from sex and jerking off for at least 24 hours or even better, longer. On a shoot this is the industry norm and is seen as a courtesy to your sexual partner and employer who is paying for a decent quantity of visible man batter.
He should have trimmed or shaved his pubes as firstly it is better for avoiding catching STD’s and secondly shaved cocks look bigger to the eye or camera – they just do!

Tops are about power, domination and satisfaction so should look as masculine as possible. Before shooting all tops (and bottoms for that matter) will do a bunch of push ups to make the muscles look bigger, get the blood flowing especially to his mega shaft, get the sex drive up and a bit of sweat or glow always looks and smells even better.

Bigger loads are better so besides obvious abstention the night before, up your Vitamin C level by eating fruit or fruit drinks (Pomegranite juice is known as the best in the porn industry). Get some Vitamin D best from a tablet and up your Zinc level again with a further tablet. Do that and you will be spraying cum as if from a fireman’s hose….believe us it works and you will be stunned at the size of cream pies you can create with just one ejaculation….your subs asses will look more like a merengue pie from a delicatessen. 

Be prepared, clean your sex toys and get them to hand. Maybe get an old used jock strap or pair of underpants to hold over the subs face as smell is a little used aphrodisiac when nutting a guy.

Check you have plenty of lube and poppers – don’t rely on the sub for everything.

Don’t do chems the night before or during sex (or better never at all) – on set it is the biggest No No of all. You may think you are a better hornier stud but that is just the party in your own head. Your cock will struggle to get hard, stand little chance of staying hard and as for cumming at any point well it ain’t gonna happen there is more chance of Lindsey Graham having bum sex in male clothing. All the chemsex tops will tell you that they can get hard and cum but they are full of BS.

Get some background porn or music ready that may work for your sub if he is into BB gang bangs then a condomed superhero porno or a fisting/BDSM one will just not help. Likewise, R n B will be better than Aerosmith, Tim McGraw and classical music is bottom of the list.

Clean your teeth and use a fresh breath spray – The number one ‘Dislike’ on porn star model applications to studios is bad breath followed by body odour so clean your pits regularly but for fuck sake don’t use deodorant especially just before sex as your partner wants to smell you not Anna Wintour’s fanny gusset. Maybe get some old socks out and the weeks gym jock strap to hold over the sub fukkas face to really turn him on with your rank man smell.

Charge and set the camera up as all the best shags are filmed nowadays. You can either start your own fansite charging up to 20 bucks a month to watch you fuck an ass, shower and jerk off OR you can now sell a clip to a sex tube site where you will get about $400 for one 10 minute filmed fuck if accepted – no lighting, pro cameras, paperwork etc BUT you may have to do a little editing with an easily available online App….believe us it is fucking easy to do.

On a porn set sometimes the fucking is in real time and sometimes it may last 8 hours or even spread over 2 days- of course it will be edited to look like it all happened as realistically as possible. That’s acting or performing and all very nice too but what about that all-important boner you are expected to maintain for the length of the scene. In the 90’s we had fluffers fit guys who would stimulate the top until his manhood was above 90 degrees and he was good to go for another 5 minutes. Then the boffins invented Viagra (a trading name so other similar enhancers are available and a lot cheaper) for older guys generally who suffered from erectile dysfunction like say Bob Miller, Ralph Bruneau and our limp dick editor. Gay guys soon adopted it and roughly a quarter tablet cost maybe about 50 Cents easily bought online, 15 minutes before your little soldier is due on the furry parade ground will do the job. Very simplistically Viagra increases the blood flow around the body which of course includes your 12″ shaft so improved or instant boner (Only if you are sexually turned on as if you pop a pill and the sub fukka does not turn up your dick will lay as inactive as Malania Trump’s brain during the Wednesday White House blow job). So erection problem solved for one and all but the increased blood flow makes you look unnaturally red and especially the face which looked a bit silly on film. Move on a few years and the Chemists invented injections we can put straight into the cock from very tiny needles about 3mm long with such items bearing the names Trimax, Caverject and many other trade names in different regions. These are great – each one maybe costing about $25 so hardly a casual shag replacement every time but they give you a guaranteed dick of steel for about 4 hours with no face reddening and it works even if you are not in a sexual mood….if you are watching football or Tiger King your dick will be harder than a burglar’s steel bar guaranteed, (Other ones as much as a whole Weekend). On porn sets actors are nowadays supposed to be boner ready and rock hard throughout a scene, camera, lighting, changes etc. Generally, the average dark room player probably just sticks with some basic Viagra and a decent comfortable cock ring. Do be aware that if you inject your cock yes you will have the Hard On from hell but it won’t be at all sensitive – as you fuck it will feel as if you are using someone else’s dick or just rubbing groins like say Lesbian  ‘Scissor Sisters’ AND it will be nigh impossible to cum as your cock cannot be stimulated even by the hardest jerking. Commercially available cock hardening sprays we are not a fan of as they are as effective as a dedoderant smelling pit in a Berlin dark room or a Trump health policy.

If you are a fisting top just get the right lube or mix your J-lube accordingly, get the poppers in (The stronger the better), set the sling up, put down your ‘Sheets of San Francisco’ floor covering and await 5 hours of happy rosebud cultivation.

A watersports top will try and not piss for as long as possible. On film it is faked up as best they can to attain racehorse type quantities of piss and it will always be watered down and often look clear and be odourless as opposed to the fantastic golden yellow we are used too each morning and the incredible smell of every public toilet we learnt to suck older guys cocks in as teenagers. Before your bladder juice is released on set you will take some expellant tablets and drink 2 Pints of Water (Never Beer), 2 hours prior. Followed by a pint more every 30 minutes up until Golden Shower time then whether you are on the biggest porn location or just some Scruff sub’s dungeon you will be able to piss like the Niagra Falls for a couple of very exciting minutes and the ‘Maid Of The Mist’ will be able to set sail happily in your lakes of urine on his body and face.

Be verbal. Tops are supposed to be dominant and it is what you say as much as what you actually do. tell him what you are gonna do to him, take complete control, talk about sexual fantasies, perversions and who your cock was last in etc. remind him repeatedly that you are the boss and he is just a hole to get you off and before long the sub will have a boner dug so deep into the bed that the springs will be coming lose and he will be gagging for your babies like Dolf Dietrich on his day off.

© Andrew Christian


BOTTOMS

Take your PrEP it is readily available now and your health should come first.

The preparation starts several days before a decent fuck and it’s all about what you eat. The key thing is Metamucil it is brilliant. Fiber helps for a smooth clean out. Also just knowing how your body processes food. All of our experts advocated fibre ‘if having sex in the afternoon (the industry norm), I’ll skip lunch, but that’s more so that I don’t feel bloated. I’ll maybe take fibre supplements, avoid dairy, coffee, or spicy food for 12 hours before shooting. I generally have a fairly healthy, high-fibre diet anyway, which helps. I don’t think you should have to change your entire lifestyle to facilitate your sex life’ said John Thomas……which is great advice from a guy who pays his Mortgage with his superstar manhole.

You need to be relaxed much more than the top who needs to be aroused. Therefore, as much sleep as possible and absolutely no chems.

Take a warm bath an hour or so before a fuck which really will relax you and more importantly will relax your entry port like a flower opening.

Open your chuff up with some nice sized dildos in readiness and then insert a butt plug to maintain a decent gape or hole compliance until your shaft of choice arrives.

You can stimulate your hole by putting a bit of tooth paste on a dildo which will wake it up nicely. Also if you are not used to taking baseball size bats in the ass like say our Office trainee then apply some pile cream, ass relaxant like ‘Anasol’ etc which desensitizes your outer ring and within 5 minutes you will be able to take both Rocco Steele and Cutler X at the same time without putting down your copy of Harry Potter And The Asschamber Of Secrets.

Dress sexily as arousing the top is one of the sub’s jobs – tight gear is often best, possibly an ass exposing jock or your favourite fetish gear – presumably you have discussed what the top is into beforehand.

We have covered douching in massive depth twice in previous Alphatribes (Two of our most popular ever items) and both features one being a ‘Do’s and Dont’s’ piece and the other being a wonderful graphic diagram piece are both there to get re-acquainted with on www.Alphatribe.com. Suffice to say douching is always necessary maybe an hour before sex but even 5 minutes before is fine. Get yourself a good shower hose or bulb from any gay retailer (The mobile bath fitting ones are great). If being a fisting bottom then really work your body out and know how it works so as you can present a clean hole like the Queen’s breakfast plate as no-one wants a handful of poop to deal with mixed with their J-lubed glove or raw fist.

Do not over douche. The number one newbies error is thinking the more water they squirt up their New Jersey turnpike and the more times they do it the cleaner it will be. You are not washing your car or windows here as your inner hole is a much different and more interesting beast altogether. Too much douching will usually result in loads of water making it past your asses inner ring or sphincter and this will remain in there until released by the attention of a 9″ cock resulting in loads of brown water flooding out giving said fuck meat an unwelcome wash and the bed sheets will be heading to the laundromat as fast as your chances of getting that cock back in your ass where it belongs.

Tell your top continually what is working for you and especially if there is any pain of the non fun kind. Communication is good and especially if you tell him that it feels so good, he is the best you have ever had and that you are a Virgin (for the 422nd time that weekend).

Use a steady amount of poppers. They exist to relax you and your manhole and they always work. Don’t overuse them as it will quickly lead to a headache and don’t spill them as they hurt in eyes, cuts etc and the aroma in the room will last forever or as about as long as a losing title holders fart after a couple of bean Burrito’s.

Always drink the guys spunk if offered and never spit it out which is a tad disrespectable. Here is a medical quote to remember ‘semen fresh from the cock is highly nutritious and if you swallow this fluid it has immense health benefits. Even though the largest portion of semen is water you will get all the many minerals and vitamins and they are countless by drinking it and keeping it in your body’. Also, as we have said many times it is recognised as the World’s second-best source of natural protein after egg whites and Dark Rooms are a lot more fun than the dairy aisle of Spar or Walmart. If he honours you by cumming in your ass then practice pushing it back out gently for him to see which will make him feel like a true cockswinging Bull in that he has fully flooded you to overflowing levels like a McDonalds Milkshake Machine with a faulty button and hopefully he can then play with it, felching, snowballing, passing to others or as a toy lube.

© Crunchboy


DREW DIXON – ONE OF THE WORLDS TOP 20 BIGGEST FETISH PORN STARS CURRENTLY (And good friend of AT) gives his on-set preparation schedule in his own words.

Firstly, everyone’s body is different. So, what works for me may not work for you.
Give yourself time. I allow 3 hours before I leave for the studio/set. I do not want to rush around and add stress to my body.
What do these 3 hours look like?
I start with a 20-minute clean out in the shower – I always use a shower hose and tip.
Then I’ll take a break, do something pretty non stressful like listen to music, watch TV, pack a bag for my scene of things I may or may not need.
I’ll go back in for a 2nd clean out, break and finally a 3rd clean out just to be 100% certain.
I drink a lot of coffee throughout. Partly because I love coffee, and whatever it does to my body scientifically (for a lack of a better word) – works.
In the shower I’ll also use a dildo, it acts a bit like a plunger to really draw out the excess water. The warm water relaxes my hole and the toy helps stretch it so I have zero complications when getting fucked on camera.
I always go for a deep clean. Not all scenes are quick and often I could be on set for some considerable time. I have to factor in the times I shoot on location which may not even have bathroom facilities. I have shot once where the location didn’t even have electricity let alone plumbing and was a 90-minute drive from civilisation. Be prepared!
So, taking my time, being thorough, knowing your body and what works is key.
I won’t masturbate before a scene; I want to focus on my clean out and leave the erection and my load for the moment that counts.
I will usually eat the night before but not the morning of. I’ll survive off Red Bull for sugar, and water for hydration. I’ll snack on something with gelatine in during the shoot and gorge on a pizza after

Master

Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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