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Cumrados fisting t-shirts

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Cumrados was founded by creator and designer Halvard Haldorsen. The company designs and makes t-shirts for fisters, fistees, and their ffriends. Here Halvard tells us about the inspiration behind the company.

I started Cumrados in August 2019. I was inspired to make cool fisting t-shirts by all the super nice, sexy, and ffriendly people I met after moving to Berlin in March. I got the idea, jumped out of the sling, and started sketching the products you can see in my shop today. Two of my greatest passions are t-shirts and fisting. Both are lifelong relationships, so why not combine them?

The designs

I wanted to make something that wasn’t too obvious. Let’s call it discrete sleaze. The idea of using emojis for the fisting t-shirts is essentially a new type of hanky code. When you see a red hanky, you know the guy is into fisting. I want my t-shirts to have the same effect as the hankies. 

You can wear my t-shirts in public without anyone understanding that you are screaming ‘WRECK MY HOLE!’ – unless they know the code. It’s a silent shout said with emojis. Emojis like fists, eggplants, and peaches are obvious to any gay guy with an IQ on the plus side.

For now, I’ve got two different designs. There’s the single fist for the beginners and not so hungry holes, and a double fist for the wrecked, lube dripping, gaping, ravenous, hungry like a wolf holes…. Maybe in the future I’ll develop a bottom/top/versatile code, but for now I think that this information is best passed on through an old-fashioned conversation.

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The business

Cumrados is a microbusiness with me in all positions (no pun intended). I’ve decided to keep the number of products to a minimum. As well as t-shirts, I also put the designs on string bags, coffee mugs, and the ffamily values stickers for the ffamily man. 

I’ve also designed something I call the Vertical Playsheet. That’s gay-speak for shower curtain which doubles as a portable playsheet when you travel. It’s very practical and the quality is excellent.

No advertising!

My business model doesn’t use advertising. Instead I rely on word of mouth (or ass!).

I want these products to be strong and to have a life among people who are devoted to fisting and fetish. I don’t use professional models in my images, just my cheap old self. That way I don’t make any illusions about the designs. What you see is what you get – and it’s good! If you put some extra effort into your daily routine and add some muscles to the tee’s, the result is stellar!

You can find my designs and web shop at Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/cumrados

Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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