You may have never heard of the latest blockbuster cock satisfier, but you sure need too. It just broke the world record for male sex toy crowdfunding, reaching the highest level in history. Everyone who sees it or uses it wants shares in this ultimate jacking device.
The Autoblow was first launched on the market in 2014. But it is the third generation of these devices – the Autoblow 2+XT – that is really emptying ball sacks from Toronto to Timbuktu.
Autoblow crowdfunded an incredible US$755,000 to develop the Autoblow 2+XT. That beat the previous record for a male sex toy which was previously set by the second generation Autoblow (it raised US$350,000).
This robot wanking device has already sold more than a quarter of a million units and was the number-one item on the Christmas gift lists for many guys last year. Look at the fantastic animations on the website to see why it is so popular.
The device has 250 points along its five-inch stroke path which stimulate your man meat. It has an infrared beam and magnetic sensors which do something. To be honest, we were too busy cumming like Dumbo with a 15-inch cock up his ass to care about the technical details. Many people worry that artificial intelligence will take over the world. But if it is like the Autoblow 2+XT – bring it on! The entire Alphatribe office is now suffering from blue balls and are firing potato water from their bollocks. We’ve even had to ask the manufacturers for two extra test machines as they keep disappearing at the end of each day.