Top Gun (6/10)

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And so the military male-bonding continues unabashed, culminating in a legendary locker-room scene where Crusie is bent over in just his underpants. There’s an extensive conversation with another prancing and strutting macho uniformed figure, before the other guy puts his hand on Tom’s character. ‘Don’t ask Don’t Tell’ might have been the rule in the US military, but what about ‘Don’t ask Don’t Touch!’

Written by Kenneth Mills

Kenneth is webmaster and graphic designer for Alphatribe

The Mummy (5/10)

Every single movie (7/10)