The Mummy (5/10)

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Without question, the best full-frontal and full ‘nude from behind’ scene. It starts with Tom waking up nude in a morgue and lasts for over a minute as he starts wandering around chatting to the un-dead. There’s no attempt to cover his asshole or the meat and two veg on show. He looks great for his age… that boy knows the location of a few good gyms. Avoid the rest of the movie as it is not his best. He managed to kill off the movie franchise single-handed.

Written by Kenneth Mills

Kenneth is webmaster and graphic designer for Alphatribe

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