Stand still (3/10)

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Constantly walking around is a huge negative in larger darkrooms. We know you’re all hoping that Dwayne Johnson, Taron Egerton, or a pro sports star is just around the corner with his 15-inch dick out, but it’s a fool’s game. Stand still! If you stay in one place you will see everyone in the darkroom at some point. Pick a place where you can comfortably do the sex you want, but not in the middle of a busy corridor. If you are fussy, pick a bright area – under an exit sign for example. That way you have a chance to see what you are getting. If you never refuse a load or a dick, then head for the mega-dark space (which every good darkroom will have). We bet those who are continually on the move get less action than guys who pick a spot and get on with it for a couple of minutes.


Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.


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