Matt and Trey, the guys behind our favourite irreverent cartoon, have one rule: if you complain about the jokes they make at your expense, they come at you harder in the next episode. In one episode, Tom Cruise runs into a bedroom and hides in a closet for the whole show. Several characters ask repeatedly: “Tom Cruise, will you please come out of the closet?” He screams the same reply each time: “No, I am never coming out!” After complaints from the actor, they featured him again in a later episode. In this one they have Cruise on a production line packing fudge, leading the main characters to note: “Look, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer”. You can’t sue for innuendo. The South Park lads are still out there laying into celebrities such as Trump, Jay Z, Paris Hilton, and others. No doubt they will come back to Tom soon.