Endless Love (9/10)

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Tom’s first movie, made when he was a cute 18 year old. You will be shocked by the shortest ripped denim shorts in history. Even Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazard, or Kylie in her Spinning Around video, would claim that they show too much ass cheek. But not our teenage Tom. Warning: Be prepared for the weirdest voice in cinema history (outside of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins) when you hear Tom in this film. There is high pitched, there is Bjork, there are the Chipmunks, and there are fingernails down a chalkboard. But nothing compares to this film where his character, Ethan Hunt, seems to have his balls caught in a very aggressive fetish vice. Your dog will start barking for sure. You have been warned!

Written by Kenneth Mills

Kenneth is webmaster and graphic designer for Alphatribe

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