Back in 2011, tattoos were a popular novelty. But now – like iPhones and assholes – every fukka has at least one. Back in the late noughties, porn superstars like Francois Sagat, Johnny Hazard, and Logan McCree built entire careers out of the simple fact they had tattoos and looked different. Ten years on, every muscled arm sports Gaelic or oriental writing. Every shoulder blade or back has a bird of prey and every horny fukka has a toxic symbol between his cock and his navel. Many guys have whole mottos or slogans written on them. Tatts are a symbol of being hard and macho and have biker, military, and prison roots in Western culture. We can live without tattooed suns around an asshole or ‘Toxic’ written down a cock shaft. But we do love a fisting top’s arm tattooed as a ruler so we can measure our rosebud’s gradual progress!