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A PORN STAR IN 100 SECONDS – BRENDAN PATRICK

The hottest man ever to come out of Ireland and that is now official. Brendan Patrick is a God amongst men and we are honoured that he is among us and we can watch him fuck regularly on our screens for just a few bucks per month. Colin Farrell, Liam Neeson, Michael Fassbender, Aidan Turner, Pierce Brosnan and Jamie Dornan are all now crying into their Irish Stew and are contemplating retirement ever since the first time they saw Brendan Patrick without his shirt – and when you see him without his pants with his big uncut Irish knob swinging about then all bets are off for everyone else too.

His ass tastes like Irish whisky, his piss tastes like Guiness and his cum tastes off Baileys only much better on all accounts and if he kisses you or even better fucks you up the ass then you will be seeing shamrocks and Leprechauns for days……with a permanent smile. Furthermore, he has the hottest, sexiest and deepest accent we have ever heard and he can get your pants to hit the floor, your ass to self-lubricate and your cock to point to the ceiling with less than 2 syllables. We needed to find out more because as they say ‘Once you go Celtic you never go back’.

Where is home?
Right now during the pandemic, I’m back in Dublin, Ireland.

How big is your cock and what do you like doing with it?
I’d say it’s a nice meaty average and I sure like to stick it in places!!

What is your sport of choice?
Cock and ass riding!

Best scene to date?
 That’s a tough one but I’ll always have a soft spot for when Tommy Defendi pissed on me for TitanMen. It was one of my first!

Favourite all time TV show.
Twin Peaks

Do you shave chest, cock, balls?
Just the balls. The rest is all hair.

What is your favorite animal?
The Wolf 

The thing that most turns you on?
Being watched, especially when I’m being nasty!!

The movie you have seen more than any other?
Alex Garland’s “Annihilation”. It just fascinates me.

How hairy is your ass?
Pretty fuckin’ hairy!!

Who do you want to work for?
Treasure Island media, Raw Fuck Club and Eric Videos would definitely be up at the top right now.

What makes you laugh?
I just love it when people don’t take themselves so seriously.

Spit or swallow?
Swallow. Every last drop. 

Favourite Holiday destination.
Maui 

Biggest thing you’ve had up your ass.
Probably the double ender I backed up on with my mate. 

Which one CD would you take to a desert Island?
Anything by FKA Twigs.

Where is the strangest place you’ve had a blowjob?
Hanging upside down from the ceiling
while I was sucking on this guys dick.

Male celebrities ass to eat out?
Tom Hardy

What is your guilty pleasure?
B movie horror films

What most annoys you about modern life?
Currently? Well oh good GOD it’s this damn pandemic!

What are the best and worst things about doing porn?
Honestly, I love everything about doing porn. The only downside is the judgement society puts on its performers.

How did you lose my gay virginity?
It was actually at my first bathhouse experience. I was like a kid in a candy store!

What is one secret that your fans don’t know about?
I’m a big fan of Asmr. If you don’t know what it it is look it up. You’ll either get it or be confused as hell!

Name one person that is hugely overrated?
Even before the controversy I could never get on the Johnny Depp bandwagon.

How many times a week do you jerk off?
I’m a 3 a day man!!

Where can your fans follow you?
Twitter: @Brendanpatxxx
And my new insta: Blackirishbastard.
Hopefully they won’t delete this one too!!

Master

Written by Paul Stag

Paul is an international porn star and a long time editor for Alphatribe magazine.

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